May 2013
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May 26th
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May 26th
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firedandelions: onionchester: using narcissism to cope with self-loathing is probably the most effective treatment of them all you hate yourself but you still think you’re better than everyone else #deal with life the Stark way
May 26th
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nothingwedomatters: jade—crocker: creative writing assignment more like au fanfiction
May 26th
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ptysis: “maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better” “maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better” “maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better” “maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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When my fandoms collide...
siege-loki-problems: When you realize this dude: Voices this dude:
May 24th
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longnightsandterriblefights: siriuslysalvatore: are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book
May 24th
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alighterwithlove replied to your post: alighterwithlove replied to your post: shhh I am… math is the little twerp brat that you just need to beat into submission, trust me. keep punching it with equations and algebra, and it has to give in eventually. YOU’LL BE AWESOME. Ugh yes it’s so true but I DON’T KNOW HOW TO STUDY AND AM SUPER RUSTY so I guess we’ll just see...
May 24th
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ghbea replied to your post: shhh I am here hiding from things I should be… Lise, I am wishing you so much luck that it’s above what any one person would ever need AND YOU WON’T NEED ANY OF IT YOU LUCK GLUTTON YOU’RE GONNA KICK THIS EXAM’S ASS! :’D I hope so, Bea. I REALLY REALLY HOPE SO. requiodile replied to your post: alighterwithlove replied to your post: shhh I...
May 24th
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alighterwithlove replied to your post: shhh I am here hiding from things I should be… WHISPERS GOOD LUCK UNTIL YOU LEAVE - YOU’RE GONNA DO GREAT, OKAY, CAUSE /YOU’RE/ GREAT. HEARTS AND HUGS. BUT THERE’S MATH, MIKA MATH
May 24th
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May 24th
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shhh I am here hiding from things I should be studying shhhh
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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hoursago: jenny-thunder-and-the-idjits: karmabees: peens: reddiemercury: cheepsys: so today a friend and i decided imagining crowley riding tiny vehicles intended for children is the best idea ever beepbeep can i contribute? #WHERE ARE YOU BLUE YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO DRAW CROWLEY ON A BIG WHEEL how did you know
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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wholockianperson: pleasegodletmelive: safe-behind-bars: when the beating of your heart echoes the beating of the drums you should probably see a doctor  this fits in so many ways it’s not funny
May 23rd
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warmsthecocklesofmyheart: In the fandom world, we don’t say ‘I love you’, we gift each other explicit porn of each other’s OTP and I think that’s beautiful. 
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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robbiebaldwin: shubbabang: Soap operas are so ridiculous “She’s cheating on you and I kidnapped your mom and you think your brother killed her but your brother isn’t really your brother because he was switched at birth but your real brother is the guy that your wife is having an affair with and I’m your long lost child you never knew about. Also your father came back from the dead and we...
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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doctorbaggins: My aunt met someone at her store who worked on the set of The Avengers and he told her about how RDJ and Tom Hiddleston were always pranking each other on set and how Robert and Tom were doing a scene together and Robert couldn’t stay still in his Iron Man suit because he was feeling really uncomfortable so they had to take a break and during break Tom walked up to Robert and...
May 22nd
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May 21st
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So at the after credits of Iron Man 3
kikiagent15: girl-in-the-tardis: loethlin: silver-tongued-goddess: i was thE ONLY ONE IN THE THEATER WHO SCREAMED SCIENCE BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOS AND THIS OTHER GUY WENT “TONNNNNY???” AND I WENT “BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE.”  AND WHEN THE LIGHTS CAME ON HE WAS WEARING A HULK SHIRT AND I HAD ON MY ARC REACTOR SHIRT IT WAS PERF. You made me ship it  
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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expectationsofbrokenglass: tomhiddlesun: glasses-of-doom: the-silence: my doctor asked me earlier if I was pregnant obviously I said no, then he turned around and said ‘well how do you know without a test?’ I was like I know because no one has stuck their penis in my vagina.  but what if im so fucking done with you people i can’t stop laughing
May 21st
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May 21st
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la-gaudiere: no matter how much money they make cassandra clare’s best-selling novels will still be based in part on ron/ginny incest fic you can’t run away from that 
May 20th
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May 20th
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The Best April Fools' Prank (That I Shall Ever Do)
jabberwockyx: justatiltedlamp: Once upon a time, I decided that it was my solemn obligation to prank my friends before we graduated. So…I made Hogwarts Acceptance letters. A lot of them. Because who isn’t still waiting for their freaking letter to arrive? My hand hated me so much. Also, cursive G is the worst. Letters were posted. All was well. Until this happened… What...
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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HUMANSTUCK HIGH SCHOOL HEADCANONS
Rose "Suspended for doing report on the zoologically dubious with graphic pictures" Lalonde
Jade "Almost expelled from school for pistol-whipping a kid" Harley
John "Filled the shower heads with flour and garlic salt in the locker rooms" Egbert
Dave "Ironically the popular school quarterback" Strider
Karkat "Irritable son of a preacher that can't shut up" Vantas
Aradia "Got left behind in India over the summer when she was 9" Megido
Tavros "Breaks one of his legs every month" Nitram
Sollux "The Best Buy employee from hell" Captor
Nepeta "Roleplays disturbingly dark things online" Leijon
Kanaya "Has probably seen every vampire film ever" Maryam
Terezi "Introduces herself as 'future attorney' and strong believer in the death penalty" Pyrope
Vriska "Started an underground gambling ring when she was 7" Serket
Equius "Makes automatons for the local amusement park" Zahhak
Gamzee "Painted a giant goat on the side of his van for whatever reason" Makara
Eridan "Founder of an unsuccessful yacht club" Ampora
Feferi "Has a collapsable trident in her backpack" Peixes
May 19th
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psilentasincjelli: viveslavida: elastic-bands: I just watched this whole thing. blew my mind.  This is the most stressful thing I’ve watched on a screen since the results of the presidential election
May 19th
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