Lover of cats, slash, and far too many tasteless puns. Provider of far too many Avengers-related reblogs. Has recently fallen into Pacific Rim and doesn't know how to get out again. Feel free to talk to me about anything! And if you must refer to me by name, either Lise or Gala will do.

 

I hid my gameboy sp under a potted plant when I was eleven and didn’t find it until two months later. EVEN THO /I/ PUT IT THERE. so it’ll turn up, lise, don’t you worry. <333 (and then we can be pokefriends, yes)

<333 I hope soooo I’ve exhausted the usual places, I’ll have to start looking in some unusual ones indeed… (WE WILL BE THE BEST OF POKEFRIENDS, YES)

requiodile said: SYLVEON IS THE SCARIEST THOUGH fuck even the game data confirms those ribbons and bows as fully prehensile flesh tendrils

alighterwithlove said: YES. /YES/ PERFECT. FURY WAS THE ONLY ONE I WAS THINKING ABOUT WHEN I THOUGHT OF SYLVEON, TBH. EXCELLENT CHOICES FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED.

GOSH THANKS I’M SO HAPPY YOU BOTH APPROVE <3 But holy shit the thought of Nick Fury using Draining Kiss is the most disturbing thing ever. ACTUAL DEMENTOR NICK FURY WHY WOULD YOU EVEN

BUT WHO IS WHO
YEAH WHO IS WHO

I’M SO GLAD YOU ASKED (I put simultaneously too much and too little thought into this, gadzooks.)

So the first thing to keep in mind is that I came up with this back while I was playing BW2—that’s mostly irrelavanet save for the…unintentional punchline, I guess?

The first three eeveelutions go to the big three—the first eeveelution to the First Avenger (not to mention Vaporeon’s self-healing powers and blue/ice/ water theme), the flashy sparky boom one to the billionaire playboy philanthropist, and the spikey zappy murder king to everyone’s favorite Asgardian beefcake. Umbreon the deceptively frail-seeming Dark-type with status effects up the wazoo for our lovely covert assassin. Espeon for Hawkeye and Leafeon for Hulk, honestly mostly because of color themes but if I had to justify Psychic types do have a lot of precision and I have a habit of teaching dear Hulk Sunny Day so he can one hit his power moves and run support for Iron Man. Aaaand Frosty the Frost Giant is Glaceon.

Which leaves us with plain old Eevee. I had a toss-up back back in the days of BW2 on whether our dear baseline Eevee would be Mr Mission Control Fury or Mr Super Recruiter Coulson, and in the end figured Eevee worked better as the nondescript fluffer with lower stats than the ‘Vengers but still plenty of ass to kick in his own right, so Coulson he became. BUT this decision came at a time when Fairy type was still a thing beyond contemplation and rumors of a new Eeveelution were on the horizon (and shit man, only the badass types were left—Dragon, Flying, Fighting, Rock, Steel, Poison—HOW COULD I HAVE KNOWN) so I vowed to myself that as compensation Fury would have his place in the Eeveevengers 2.0.

So yeah, Nick Motherfucking Fury is a fuckin’ Sylveon. I regret nothing.

…I regret some things.

alighterwithlove asked
2, 7, 12, 17
2, 9, 12 :)
Aaaah I hope you don’t mind that I mashed these together it’s just the similarities. They are there. And I probably don’t actually have more than five answers for any of them, if I even have five. LET’S FIND OUT.
2. 5 songs I like:
  • Domino, by Jessie J because it never fails to make be dance a little. If poorly.
  • Pacific Rim, the main theme, for similar reasons
  • One Day More, Les Miserables. That shit was my childhood, man. In retrospect that might explain my eternal attraction to my favorite characters’ misery.
  • King of Wishful Thinking by…Go West? It’s so eighties/nineties but  it’s the catchiest damn thing and it just reminds me of Thor and then I laugh. And then I cry.
  • Love Me Dead by Ludo. Contradictory and vindictive as hell with some truly wonderful imagery~
SO NOW YOU KNOW. I HAVE NO MUSICAL TASTE WHATSOEVER.
7. 5 dream cosplays
  • LOLITA. LOKI. uncreativeart made a truly fabulous design and I swear that I will teach my lazy ass to sew to make that thing. Because. Lolita Loki.
  • Kyoko Sakura from Madoka Magica. She may have been on the homicidal side at times but the gal had style.
  • Chrome Dokuro from Katekyo Hitman Reborn, mostly for nostalgia’s sake.
  • Fuck it, regular Loki as well. I would be too short and probably die under the metric fuckton of leather but that coat would be worth it.
  • Ruby from, well, RWBY. The show may be polarizing but her outfit is fiiiine.
I spent way too long thinking up five. I AM REALLY BAD AT THIS GAME I’M SORRY.
9. 5 things I’m procrastinating on right now.
  • EVEN WRITING THIS DAMN THING APPARENTLY
  • Homework with a distant deadline that I nevertheless should have finished ages ago if I listened to the schedule
  • Writing all the fic. Literally all of it.
  • Writing all the original fiction for that matter
  • Cleaning
12. 5 foods I like
  • PASTAAAAA. Especially spaghetti with butter.
  • Crab shumai
  • Salmon sushi
  • STEAK
  • Cherries
17. 5 things I would buy if I had the money
  • ALL THE FANDOM MERCH (but especially Hot Toys and model kits because…yes.)
  • ALL THE BOOKS/MOVIES
  • My dad a better job
  • Myself a better job
  • Plane tickets for all over the damn place
(ssshhhh, I love you for your pokemon and I will miss you~) ALSO, IF I GET POKEMON, CAN WE BE POKE FRIENDS, LISE.

WE CAN TOTALLY BE POKEFRIENDS YESSS although I am not very good at being pokefriends, HOW DO I POKEFRIEND AFTER ADDING PEOPLE but once I figure that out yes it would be lovely if you do break down and get the game~

Also I am probably lying about the hiatus, as most of the people on my dash are pretty good about spoilers. It’s mostly a forewarning really because at the sight of the first superspoiler I am OUT. But until then I will probably continue to be my queuetastic semisocial self~

rufiozuko:

toomuchpressure:



merry christmas, have some ironic strider bullshittery 
[dave] [rose]


#oH MY GOD #OH MY GOD??? #SEND HELP #THAT SANTA HAS LITERALLY NEVER BEEN MORE TERRIFIED IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE #’AND WHAT DO /YOU/ WANT FOR CHRISTMAS’ HE ASKS AS ROSE PERCHES DAINTILY UPON HIS KNEE #’I’D JUST LIKE MOMMY TO LOVE ME AGAIN’ SAYS ROSE ‘IT HASN’T BEEN THE SAME SINCE DADDY LEFT’ #’SIS YOU KNOW YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT DADDY’ DAVE CHIPS IN AS HE SPRAWLS ACROSS SANTA’S OTHER KNEE #’THE NICE POLICEMAN TOLD US THAT WHEN HE WAS HELPING US GUNPROOF THE HOUSE.’ #SANTA FEELS COLD SWEAT DRIP DOWN THE BACK OF HIS SUIT #HE HAS NEVER BEEN MORE UNCOMFORTABLE #’DO YOU DO THIS OUT OF PHILANTHROPIC URGES?’ ASKS ROSE #’OR IS THIS ODD CHOICE OF PROFESSION PERHAPS ROOTED IN THE LACK OF A REASSURING AUTHORITY FIGURE IN YOUR OWN CHILDHOOD?’ #’WHERED YOU GET THE SUIT BRAH’ SAYS DAVE ‘LETS BE HONEST I COULD ROCK THAT SHIT MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY OF YOUR WEIRD ELF BASED PORNOS’ #SANTA TRIES TO REACH FOR THE BUTTON UNDER HIS CHAIR THAT WILL ALERT MALL SECURITY#ROSE LETS OUT A LADYLIKE SHRIEK AND DAVE LEAPS TO HIS FEET TO DEFEND HER VIRTUE #THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF SANTA’S LIFE

i ship that shit…
WELL CONSIDERING YOU CAME HOME WITH A FUCKING FROG, MAYBE YOU DESERVE TO GET KICKED OUT AND THINK OF ALL THE THINGS YOU’VE DONE WRONG

THIS HOUSE ALREADY HAS A PET RHYHORN THAT YOU CAN FUCKING RIDE, UNLESS MY MATERNAL GRANDFATHER WAS KILLED BY A FROG I DON’T THINK THAT’S THE PROBLEM HERE

damn, they started the child labour early in this one.

SO early. YOU ARE NEW IN TOWN.These kids just introduce themselves and drag you to a cafe and divvy out the Pokeloot and BOOM you’re on your way.

My brother called his Kremit [sic]….
name him coffee cause he’s gonna keep you up all night

Yeees both of those are good suggestions indeed (as was Req’s once I looked it up). So of course I gave it a nonsequitor name that will only make sense to me instead. CAUSE THAT MAKES SENSE.

ghbea replied to your post: ghbea replied to…
Ohman I am prolly the worst one to ask about nicknames! So far my entire party is comprised of names that sound like they could be names, except no, they are actually nonsense words /cries

If it’s any consolation it looks like that’s what I’m doing as well.