BUT WHO IS WHO
YEAH WHO IS WHO
I’M SO GLAD YOU ASKED (I put simultaneously too much and too little thought into this, gadzooks.)
So the first thing to keep in mind is that I came up with this back while I was playing BW2—that’s mostly irrelavanet save for the…unintentional punchline, I guess?
The first three eeveelutions go to the big three—the first eeveelution to the First Avenger (not to mention Vaporeon’s self-healing powers and blue/ice/ water theme), the flashy sparky boom one to the billionaire playboy philanthropist, and the spikey zappy murder king to everyone’s favorite Asgardian beefcake. Umbreon the deceptively frail-seeming Dark-type with status effects up the wazoo for our lovely covert assassin. Espeon for Hawkeye and Leafeon for Hulk, honestly mostly because of color themes but if I had to justify Psychic types do have a lot of precision and I have a habit of teaching dear Hulk Sunny Day so he can one hit his power moves and run support for Iron Man. Aaaand Frosty the Frost Giant is Glaceon.
Which leaves us with plain old Eevee. I had a toss-up back back in the days of BW2 on whether our dear baseline Eevee would be Mr Mission Control Fury or Mr Super Recruiter Coulson, and in the end figured Eevee worked better as the nondescript fluffer with lower stats than the ‘Vengers but still plenty of ass to kick in his own right, so Coulson he became. BUT this decision came at a time when Fairy type was still a thing beyond contemplation and rumors of a new Eeveelution were on the horizon (and shit man, only the badass types were left—Dragon, Flying, Fighting, Rock, Steel, Poison—HOW COULD I HAVE KNOWN) so I vowed to myself that as compensation Fury would have his place in the Eeveevengers 2.0.
So yeah, Nick Motherfucking Fury is a fuckin’ Sylveon. I regret nothing.
…I regret some things.